Mbaks’ take on Tariffs, reed dances and America Lite
Dear President Donald Trump, My name is Fikile Mbalula, the secretary-general of the ANC in South Africa.
Give me a call when you’re ready and I’ll go to Waterkloof airbase, send the guard back to bed, turn on the landing lights and direct you to where Cyril is sleeping… Once that’s done, just swear me in – use my Green Card name, Bubba Mbaks – and the door will open to a bright, cooperative future.
Until we discovered how you do things, we thought ICE was something we chucked in our Johnnie Walker Blue Label… but if those guys gave us a bit of training – especially in shooting unarmed protesters in the back – it wouldn’t take us long to get rid of the kwerekweres (foreigners) cluttering up our country.
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